Dude, i'm screwed up....

Another beginning...

2004-12-05T09:56:00.000+08:00

Finally, it's over...I am so relieved especially when I come to the thought of not having to study for History anymore....ever!! Overall, I'm quite content with my performance in the exam...I'm sure I did pretty well....and like others, I'm living in anticipation, wondering what am I going to get for my results.

Knowing that time is precious (seriously), I am not going to waste my holidays doing nothing like I had done back in the past few years...I am helping my unc with his projects, on the other hand, I am doing part time in my friend's cyber cafe...I have been working for two days and now I have come to learn a lot...Although you might see it as an easy, relaxing job...By observing the customers, who mostly spend their their hours, their days and maybe months and years on games, I realised how badly people corrupt their lives...Why don't they get a job instead?? Rather than spending huge amount of money and precious time on games and achieve nothing....

By and large, working there is freaking boring....maybe the job is too easy, or I simply don't like the type of people who there....When the job is too hard, people complain that they can't cope with it, when it's not, people complain that it's too boring....and thats what I have learnt....That there is no perfect job....or at least it applies to me and most of the people....So to keep my time occupied....I bring along a book to read....at the same time, I am cultivating my reading habit....Finally, after all these years, I have begun to realise that reading is fun....

While on my way to work yesterday, I heard someone calling me from quite a distance behind, I turned and looked into the little restaurant, then I saw a friend, smiling and waving to me...while preparing some cooking ingredients....working rather hard....I reciprocated her with a smile, gave a "hello" gesture and walked away....

The impression she used to give me was a girl from a wealthy family who only know how to have fun going out, enjoy meeting guys, love partying, spend money buying stuffs etc...And working like this is totally out of my expectations....Now I am beginning to look at people differently, because whatever and whoever they are, they can always change....Things change, people change...and I am beginning to understand that the world doesn't change for you....but you have to change for the world....

"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future." - John F. Kennedy

BEEZEE!!!!

2004-10-02T19:06:00.000+08:00

SPM coming. So I'm not gonna be blogging for a period of time until SPM ends. Soli April, my avid blog fan hahahhahaha!!! I WILL BE BACK!!!!!!!!!

Kuai Lan...

2004-09-20T19:23:00.000+08:00

It was the 1st match of the Penang Open Basketball Championship last night...Held in Chung Ling Private, my playground...As we were watching, my friend Ah Boon, a guy in his late 40's which is also a retired coach and state player was complaining that the match was freaking boring...So, again...It's time to be CheEKy~~~

He came up with a brilliant idea --- Turn off the lights!!! wahahhahaahha....So he took me to the back of the school with his scooter...where the main switches are...then we found the main power switch...As I checked around to see whether there is anyone, he stood by with his bike...As soon as the switch was turned off, the whole school went blackout...And I fled...

All the games had to be stopped...The a scene of excitement suddenly broke down and people waited in anticipation for the lights...Wakakakka....looking at the audience and the players' reactions was fun.....

I went back to the court, and started performing my award-winning action....

"Eh??? wat happened?? How cum suddenly da lights went off 1??!! Chehhhhh!!! No fun wan...people watch til syok syok juz now...lousy school lerrr..."

Hehehehhehe nobody suspected me wakakkakakakakakka!!!

It took them about 5 minutes before the games resumed...By that time the players were already cooled down....and I bet they were pretty annoyed....haha what a great job I've done!!!

No more illegal driving

2004-08-24T20:33:00.000+08:00

Muahahhahahahhahahhaaha from now onwards, I am a LEGAL DRIVER!!!
the driving test was soooooooooooo freaking easy....No sweat passing the test...All Desmond, Ah Beng and I passed...I don't know what to say to those who failed....haih....what is so difficult to handle a car??? So....no more fun....because no more driving without licence....Furthermore i have to drive around with the stupid ugly "P" stickers...it destroys the image of the car...and the driver's as well....
Fine, it's gonna last only for 2 years....pATieNCe............................
After our driving test, our instructor dropped Ah Beng and me at the driving school....So we decided to have lunch at the mall nearby....travelling by feet...
The noon was rather hot and humid...Obviously we were sweating...The heat was really annoying....without hesitation, Ah Beng and I took off our clothes and walked on the street topless...in the middle of the city, no beach, no sea, no sand.....muahahhahahhahaa!!!! That's one of the advantages of being a guy, u can always go topless...if there is any girl about to do that, she will be considered insane or mentally ill...or maybe slut...so do you think this world is unfair??? Maybe people should change their way of thinking so girls too will have the chance to show off their "Assets" in the public....I'm sure all the guys agree....
Well, April, I know you are reading this....and I'm sure you've got a lot of comments again....hahaaaha!!

driving test

2004-08-23T22:42:00.000+08:00

It's been some time since i last updated my blog...well...i don't know what to blog and I'm having an exam.... it's my driving test tomorrow....i'm rather excited...Hopefully i don't fail because my mom and bro are gonna laugh at me...and Angie too!!

lalala

2004-08-13T23:28:00.000+08:00

Its been 2 weeks since i last updated my blog...u know lah...exam coming...critical ler...have to prepare....if its not for April, I wouldnt have updated my blog today...she complained that shes's got nothing to laugh at if i don't update my blog....what a ridiculous excuse...Why don't you just admit that my blog is great and it is indeed superior to yours...muahhahahha!!!

No music no life....

2004-07-31T20:38:00.000+08:00

haih....supposed to have a jam session with my friends today....but bassist suddenly had something else to do...and nobody knows where is the keyboardist....
Since there were only me and Chong Eu, the drummerboy, we decided not to go......

Sports Day

2004-07-30T16:01:00.000+08:00

It's the Chung Ling union Sports day....consists of all 3 Chung Ling schools - SMJK Chung Ling Penang, SMJK Chung Ling Private and SMJK Chung Ling Butterworth...our school was packed with all athletes from these 3 schools....I decided not to take part in any event as I'm not into track-and-field....well....this is what happened......

My classroom was reserved for the athletes of Chung Ling Butterworth as restroom...so....as usual, we (me and my fellow classmates) decided to be cheeky again....

We had this stinkbomb thingy...it's a tiny glass bottle as big as a pinky, filled with yellow liquid, which produces a kind of fishy smell, stinks like someone's fart who's been on constipation for a week....trust me...the smell is hard to bear.....
Kar Hoei and I went into our classroom...pretending to look for something....nobody suspected us...so we went to a corner and i dropped that tiny bottle on the floor...and Kar Hoei smashed it by foot...and out we went.......

All of us stood opposite the classroom....waiting to see what happen next...eventually the athletes started to leave the classroom...followed by the 2 teachers...one covering her nose with a piece of tissue....hahhahahahahaaa!!!!

After a long day, finally it's tug-of-war.....Ah Beng and I joined the team last minute due to the shortage of participants....all the participants were about 100kg....some even more...and Ah Beng is 67 and I am 72....we looked tiny in the lineup....it was our 1st time in such event...so we thought it would be fun...our opponent was Chung Ling Private...I was speechless when I saw them....I bet none of them were less than 90kg....
We were called up to the field....the whole field was empty except there was a stretch of rope in the middle....around the edge of the field was packed with hundreds....maybe thousands of people....cheering furiously at us...some even made little mexican waves...like the past, this is the most exciting event people couldn't wait to watch...I was rather nervous....it's different from basketballtournaments that i'm familiar with....

The whistle went off and we started pulling like hell....there were all kind of expressions on our faces...frowning eyebrows, gritting teeth, some looked like they were squeezing the shit out of them.....as for me, i was lifted into the air most of the time hahhahahaha....my feet could hardly touch the ground....
As we expected, we were defeated....without sweat.....hahhhahhahahahaaaa.....
Anyway, I did have fun....

Paula on FHM Cover

2004-07-28T20:53:00.000+08:00

Just got the July issue of FHM today....Paula Malai Ali is sooooooooooooo pretty on the cover....she is one of the few women i have seen who remains as pretty (or maybe prettier) as they age.....she is 30 now....but still gorgeous and elegant....
Winnie somehow insists that Jenny (Paula's twin) is prettier than Paula....which i absolutely disagreed....she kept going on and on....so i decided to give up....she even rang me up and started nagging furiously and hung up....there wasn't even a single split second for me to talk.....but anyway all i heard was "blablablablala Jenny blablablablablablablabla Jenny blablablablaablaa!!".......I eventually gave up but fact remains a fact...Paula is prettier....FHM proved it....Paula was ranked 17th and Jenny was ranked 40th in FHM 100 Sexiest Women in The World....anyway.....I still like VJ Sarah best.....she outranked both of them....she was 3rd muahahahahahha!!!

( + _ + " )

2004-07-27T21:18:00.000+08:00

Hey April....i saw your blog....u mentioned about your little cousin and i suppose thats me, isn't it??
tell u what...everyone thinks that i'm a nuisance laa...so, calm down...and get used to me...muahahhahahaha!!!

2004-07-26T14:58:00.000+08:00

Busy with assignments.....

Guys' Rules

2004-07-25T11:31:00.000+08:00

Went to check my mail just now....and read about something quite interesting.....here it goes....

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
I must admit, it is pretty hilarious!
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! DUH!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Hmmm...i admit that guys are pretty annoying sometimes but girls have to to learn, too...
I think Angie needs to read this, doesn't she....

My 1st Driving Lesson

2004-07-24T21:21:00.000+08:00

It's my first driving lesson today It's supposed to be 12pm, right after Desmond's, while Ah Beng's lesson's 10am...Well...Mr.Lim, my driving instructor came to the wrong house...so i switched with Ah Beng...First, he fetched me to the practical site, where all the learners get to practise parking, 3 point turn etc...it was not as hard as i expected though....first i did the 'menaki bukit'...which u have to drive the car up to the slope and stop just right before the peak....then u have drive up and over the peak....without letting the car move backwards....i did it during the second attempt (i don't understand why so many people failed this part...hahahhaa )

Then the second thing i did was parking....damn easy...and three point turning which is the easiest....after that i practised the same things over and over again...i was good !!

Haha....after all the practising was done.... guess what....it's only the first lesson and i already got to drive home myself!!! (Desmond did not) muahahhahahah!!!

Actually i've been driving for the past few months....so i am considered stable already...used to drive automatic car...and now i am addicted to driving manual...so hell im not gona get an auto car...hehehhe

Parental advisory: driving without licence is freaking risky and dangerous!!!DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME ......

but it's fun though...hahahha!!!

Good for him!!

2004-07-23T22:28:00.000+08:00

Hahahahaha...my bro was facing some problem today....his car failed to start....we thought it might ran out of battery so we took my mom's car and we tried to jumpstart the car...we attempted over and over again but it just wouldnt work....so i had to drive him to look for foreman....too bad the shop was closed!!! hahaha....at that time he became desperate....he was urging to go out to see his girlfriend....but in the end he had no choice but to cancel the date!!!
Mahahhahaha good for him!!!

OK....maybe u will think that i am a horrible bro....but to be honest i am a really good one!!!
i was happy for him because his girlfriend is a *****!!!! my bro deserves a better one....so any pretty, sexy and good girls out there.....if you are still single, get him!!! trust me he is a hottie...he's Jack Lau,20....curently taking business degree in IPG Penang....go go go!!

Single handed push up..

2004-07-22T19:47:00.000+08:00

Went to the fitness centre just now...i was working out with friends...then theres one ang moh kao at one corner, he was doing pushups with one hand...then he started yelling at people there...it went something like this...."hey u think u can do this?? what, u cant?? blablabla...." we were all looking at him....damn that idiot is so proud of himself...then he came to us and started boosting "how many u can do?? one?? two?? i can do thirty!" then he started doing it again with the other hand....whoaaa....that idiot ang moh kao realli made people geram....feel like stuffing some cow shit into his bulldog mouth....his lower row of teeth thrusts outward...looks more like a piranha than a human being...besides....i cant even find his eyebrows!! muahahahhaha.........

Pain in the ass....

2004-07-22T15:17:00.000+08:00

Like the past few days, i'm still in a SMACK-ASS WAR against Thomas in school...whenever i see him i will make sure i keep my ass on the wall....or at least cover my ass and my balls with both hands when i walk around....this defensive stance is required cuz this freako not only attack my ass, but my **** as well!!! Fortunately i have a smack ass expert as my partner....Ah Beng!!!He's been teaching me a lot of techniques on ass smacking!!! Eventually nobody won and all i got was ass-ache!! Well at least we gave Thomas a bad ass day hahahahha!!!

And again...i slept in the classroom...during History and English lessons (sighs)...SPM is around the corner and hell i'm still enjoying life like nothing's gonna happen...feel so devastated myself...damn I'M SO SCREWED UP!!!! Hopefully i catch up with some study soon........

hi.....i'm new!!

2004-07-21T22:24:00.000+08:00

Muahahahhaha...this is my first day blogging...started this thing together with cody --- http://codylim.blogspot.com
hey i'm new....so don't comment too much on my block k....guess thats all for today!!